Aliens �cutting down visits to Earth� since cameraphones. Abductions no longer fun as anyone can prove it

Now this is the best thing I've read in a long time. Too bad its only satire... Apparently, aliens have decided to give Earth a wide berth now cameraphones mean that anyone they abduct can prove it, which is taking all the fun away.

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emily | 6:29 PM | Fun |
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