January 22, 2013
Aliens �cutting down visits to Earth� since cameraphones. Abductions no longer fun as anyone can prove it
Now this is the best thing I've read in a long time. Too bad its only satire... Apparently, aliens have decided to give Earth a wide berth now cameraphones mean that anyone they abduct can prove it, which is taking all the fun away.
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